It’s ‘a man thing’
My senior Prabbbaa, and currently my blog’s only reader, has tagged me. This tagging is her way of ragging me. Which is weird because usually I rag her. Ha Ha. Ok enough nonsense.
Since I am tagged, I am now required to make a list of ‘5 things I would do if I were a guy’. For starts if I were a guy I wouldn’t bother to write this. Why? Well, men never care enough to think, rack their brains and work. That’s why. But since I’m only imagining being one, I write!
Note: This post is based on severe generalizations. Men could feel offended. I know there are some genuinely nice men out there too. If you’re one of them, do send me your phone number, address and other details along with your photograph.
Things I would do as a man: (a huge loser man mind you)
1. Like most men, I would sit with my legs stretched as far apart as they can be. By doing this I would have achieved quite a few things. a) People around me would become uncomfortable. b) They would move away thereby leaving maximum space for me. c) I would enjoy the looks of disgust on their faces. Ooh What Fun!
2. I would demand food, water, etc to be brought to me. You see men were never made to do menial jobs. It’s always women who move around the house. I am meant only to rest my butt.
3. I would be as unhygienic as possible. That’s right- scratching, burping, and farting without the slightest trace of embarrassment. Later I would also discuss the finer points of these repulsive art forms with my male friends.
4. I would sit in front of the television all day long watching reruns of football/cricket matches. If any female member of the household cares to join me I would pay no attention to her insights and would scorn/laugh at her. What do women know about sport anyway?
5. I would live a wasted life, cursing others, getting high till I’m unconscious and giving useless gyaan to everyone.
All men with inflated egos and deflated brains please, grow up. Look at the above list which reflects your life and be ashamed of yourselves! Go, work, think, realize and help change it. Now. Run.
five star rating,chummi entry,too good,m proud of u ma dearest juni
seriously…all udid was put my behaviour in wrds….nm…still gr8 execution…
5. I would live a wasted life, cursing others, getting high till I’m unconscious and giving useless gyaan to everyone.
wooohooo thats me…. although my useless “gyaan” is precious advice to you…. hmmm interesting… i guess thats how it is with women…. they always find our “gyaan” useless till they use it and realise that we men our superior intellectual beings! muahahahhahaha now make me a sandwich
one thing u men need to realise, we women are better off without you. wat wud u do w/o us?
one thing u men need to realise, we women are better off without you. wat wud u do w/o us?
Sharvari
total laugh riot baby! esp lik the part abt those nice men-have u got any photos? do share dahlin ganji!
this 1 goes out to prabha for bringing out the hardcore feminist fundamentalist activist in me haha..
@mandy and pralli: that last bit in the write up was aimed at you. so im guessing you will work now?
i agree with sharvari. but you don’t have to stress your point by posting it twice! lol
and yoldy…no photos yet. i’m losing hope. the nice men just didn’t survive the 2nd world war.
hilarious…hope the men can take it wid a pinch of salt
@swatimala: thanks! yeh i hope they can too.
Great info, i appreciate your way of writing and knowledge sharing.